Every girl has her best friend

Every girl has her best friend,Bf and true love.

But she's really lucky

If they're all the same person

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Mera Sab Kucch Tu Apna Kar Le,

Mera Sab Kucch Tu Apna Kar Le,
Bas Meri Chahat Se Rishta Kar Le..
Tere Liye Shayad Main Kuch Na Hu..
Magar Mere Liye Toh Tu WohHai,
Jiske Liye Main Saans Leta Hu".. ♥

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Kamine Boys ..:D

Boys and girls 1st meeting mein kya
sochte hain:

Girl:"kitna seedha hai..:p
.
Boy:"kya maal hai..;)
.
Girl:"nice behaviour..:)
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Boy:"kaash patt jaye..:p
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Girl:"dressing zabardast hai...
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Boy:"skirt, top mein aur hot lagegi...:D
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Girl:"agar raazi ho gaya toh isi se shaadi karungi...:p
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Boy:"bas 1 baar haan karde mujhe konsi shaadi karni hai..:p :O :D :D

Kamine Boys ..:D :p

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top shayari's is back...

My top shayari's is back...

1. Agar ho bimar to dhundo chemist,,
My name is Khan and i am not a terrorist..o_O

2. raat k 2 bje baji ghar ki bell,,
Maine Gate Khola, Chowkidar bola ALL IZZ WELL..

3. Krna padta h apne kharcho pe kabu,,
Ek chutki sindur ki keemat tum kya jano ramesh babu??

4. Tum bin hum kaise ji payenge,,
"aayenge.! Mere Karan Arjun aayenge"

5. Cal karne se pehle balance jachna,,
Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna..!

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Dedicated to all lovers...

Dedicated to all lovers... |♥|
Whenever I walk alone....
I feel she is walking with me and asking me
to hold her hand.... ♥
Whenever I sit to study.....
I feel that she is gazing me and giving a cute
smile encouraging me to study more.... ♥
Whenever I drive.....
I feel she is sitting beside me and giving me
a tight hug.... ♥
Whenever my mobile blinks......
I feel she is holding her mobile and
messaging me..... ♥
Whenever I gaze at moon....
I feel she's doing the same missing me very
badly..... ♥
Whenever I get up suddenly at 3am or
5am.....
I strongly feel that even she has got up at
very same time..... ♥
This is an amazing feeling which comes only
when you fall in LOVE. ♥ ♥ ♥

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I like When U Smile

ι ℓιкε ωнεη үσυ sмιℓε, вυт ι ℓσvε ιт
ωнεη ι'м тнε яεαsση...|♥|

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Dehati gf ka kamaal

Dehati gf ka kamaal :

Once A couple went 2 a restaurant...
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BF: Kya logi tum
.
GF: Tum jo kaho
.
BF: Achcha waiter zara Menu lana
.

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GF: (nazre jhuka ke) Mai bhi menu
khaungi :) :p o.O

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EXAM HALL Unpredictable.

Brain is the most outstanding organ.

It works for 24hrs 365 days from BIRTH.
But,
Stops only when we enter the
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EXAM HALL
Unpredictable..!!

Like if you agree :/

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Killer shayari's are back

Killer shayaris are back
(Please weak hearted people stay away)
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.

1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain

3.) Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Pudhil Station Santa cruz...Agla Station Santa cruz..Next Station Santacruz

4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

5.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber

7.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.

8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number your trying is currently switched off.

9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

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